Am I the only female who sometimes wishes she can pick up the PS3/XBox game console and smash it on the wall? It annoys me when I see my boo taking me for granted every time he starts his game. I know he loves playing it and I am not asking him to stop but be considerate, and remember I exist, thats all I ask. This is a letter to my boo.
Dear boo
- I hate that I cease to exist when you start playing your boring games.
- I hate that I must not stand/pass in front of the TV if u playing your game. If I do, you scream “damn it girl, can you move or bend or disappear or better yet, go sleep or visit your mother.?” That’s so disrespectful.
- I hate that I should not hug/cuddle you or even say a word when u playing your game.
- I hate when I say I love you and you reply me “later baby” or “ I heard you” or “must you say that now.?” What !!!
- I hate when your guys come over and they argue over who- killed- who in the game and eat up all my food and leave the house untidy for me to clean up
- I hate when you refuse to eat when playing your game. Meanwhile, you were on my neck , begging me to cook and telling me how hungry you were.
- I hate when I ask you a question and you “sssshhhhhh” me.
- I hate when you lose a game and you start acting weird to me and almost blame me for losing the game.
- I hate that you spend our money buying stupid war and fight games that makes no sense. If you don’t have anything else to do with money, buy me a gift and surprise me or take me to somewhere romantic.
- I hate when you finish your game and you suddenly remember I exist so you start calling me “ honey, sweetie, baby, can you heat up my food ? Am starving.”
- Mostly, You go to work all week and spend the weekends playing that stupid “Halo” game. Hello !!! Where am I in the picture ?
Your dearest Wifee
PS3/Xbox hater.
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